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10 Inanimate Objects With All The Feels

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 29, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Humans can be such crybabies, with all of their emotions spilling out everywhere. That's why I generally prefer to be around inanimate objects.

Until they start looking at me… Show full post

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apple

blanket

boom box

bread

camera

eyes

face

faces

grill

gun

looks like

mouth

security

shoes

teapot

ten

top ten

typewriter

washer

wink

From Around the Web

Next Stop, Cozytown

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 12, 2015 at 2:00PM

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All the comforts of home and even an early morning golden shower from a kooky homeless gentleman.

[via Izismile]

Hot N' Ready For Bed

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 2, 2015 at 6:00PM

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Down comforters are for suckers. This is cheaper and way more delicious.

[via Catsmob]

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bed

blanket

cheese

crust

delivery

food

giant

hot

pepperoni

pizza

warm

He’s Hot-N-Ready

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 11, 2015 at 10:00AM

pizzaface

He wished to be more desired.

Wish granted.

[via Break]

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blanket

desired

food

pizza

pizza face

wish

wtf

Bargain Pony

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 28, 2015 at 10:00AM

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This is the face you see when you Google "disappointment."

[via Izismile]

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blanket

couch

fake

horse

kid

little girl

picture

pony

ride

Saddle

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