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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

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    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Greetings From Flint

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 23, 2016 at 11:00AM

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Run it through a Brita, you'll be fine.

[via Izismile]

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From Around the Web

10 People Who Aren't Ready To Go Back To Work

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 8, 2016 at 3:00PM

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All year we wait for some sort of break. Then we finally get one at the holidays and it's over immediately and here we are, back at work just waiting for the next break.

It's rough for everyone, but here are a few people that are taking the transition especially hard. Show full post

Dental Hygiene

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 15, 2015 at 5:00PM

GrossTeeth

You have some minor plaque buildup, but it's nothing a little exorcism can't fix.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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Identity Crisis

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 1, 2015 at 2:00PM

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All men should educate themselves on the struggles of upper middle-class white women.

[via Uber Humor]

Tough Break

Posted by: Rachel Callman | November 6, 2015 at 10:00AM

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Quick, what's an unoffensive reason your sex doll is black?

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Goth Groceries

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 7, 2015 at 11:00AM

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Perfect for when you want your chicken's soul to be darker than it's thighs.

[via Bro My God]

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