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After this coat, we just need to upgrade his AC unit and he'll be good as new.
So I guess Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease is now a legitimate STD.
Now that's a voice that will guarantee him some good dolphin lovin'.
Okay class, today we'll be learning about the time Martin Luther King Jr. defeated EL CHUPACABRA.
[via Happy Place]
"Oh, I thought you were talking about Martin Luther King, Sr. Why did he die? You don't know, do you?? Who's stupid now, jerk!"
But in all seriousness, this was taken from an article in the Citrus County Chronicle and that girl is just 12 years old.
Way to publicly embarrass a sixth grader, Citrus Country Chronicle. You're doing a bang up job over there.
Breaking news: 12-year-olds say dumb shit. That's no reason to plaster their face all over the paper. Maybe a second grader pissed his pants in class. Make sure you get a reporter on the scene for that too. Front page material.