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Burgle Much?

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 26, 2014 at 11:00AM

It's like Superman's closet; if Superman was the guy who's been breaking into your apartment and watching you sleep.

[via Catsmob]

Carnival Atrocity

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 5, 2014 at 11:00AM

"Look, mom! The clown made me a giant black trouser snake!"

[via Daily Garlic]

Fan Favorites: Black Pool Party

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 5, 2014 at 6:00PM

You asked so nicely, David! Enjoy. Summer's right around the corner.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments! 

Everyone's Favorite Toy

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 26, 2014 at 3:00PM

It's so nice having someone to fetch your morning dildo.

[via Uber Humor]

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We Got You Good

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 12, 2014 at 5:00PM

Sure it was awkward when they realized he'd actually died of alcohol poisoning, but their hearts were in the right place.

[via Acid Cow]

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