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This Guy Fieri Cake Is Terrifying

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 20, 2014 at 12:00PM

The candle flames are going to look right at home on this cake.

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Happy Birthday, Alison's Friend

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 23, 2014 at 10:00AM

OR YOU COULD HAVE NOTHING ON YOUR CAKE LIKE A GOD DAMN ADULT.

SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS I'M JUST TRYING TO FIT IN.

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Hey, Time: Suck My D*ck

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 2, 2013 at 3:00PM

And while you're at it, tell the Grim Reaper he can lick Werther's Originals off my wrinkled pre-World War I ballsack.

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Happy Birthday, MLK Jr!

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 21, 2013 at 10:00AM

Hope you're all enjoying your day off! We'll be back in full swing tomorrow.

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Six Year Olds Can't Read, Right?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 23, 2012 at 10:00AM

It says "Happy Birthday", you little shit.

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