• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Bitter Birthday

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 26, 2016 at 9:00PM

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My sister Janet is getting cut out of grandpa’s will because she got him funetti instead of red velvet.

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Make A Wish

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 28, 2016 at 8:00PM

Glory holes would have a much broader appeal if cake were always involved.

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Icing On The Cake

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 15, 2016 at 9:00PM

Make a wish and stomp out your candles before the whole room goes up in flames.

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Old, But Still Smokin'!

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 20, 2015 at 10:00AM

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This cake says, "I hope you have a nice birthday but I also hope it's your last."

[via Izismile]

 

Birthday Boobies

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 10, 2014 at 9:00PM

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Unfortunately there won’t be much cake left after Jared is finished motor-boating.

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