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Caution: Flying A-Holes

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 23, 2015 at 5:00PM

JerkOwls

It would help if you didn't have such rodent-like features.

[via TC Universe]

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From Around the Web

Pigeon King

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 22, 2015 at 2:00PM

PigeonKing

I've trained them to do my bidding. Which, incidentally, is mostly just crapping on statues.

[via Fishki]

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Russian Street Meat

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 28, 2015 at 11:00AM

PigeonEater

Not sure if I'm more afraid of licking a pigeon or a girl with that haircut.

[via Izismile]

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Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 16, 2015 at 5:00PM

GeesePigTat

I don't know if this is a man or a woman. I don't know what those birds are supposed to be. And I don't know why that pig appears to be enjoying a milkshake. All I know is I am all about this ink.

Click here to check out more infamous tattoos…

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March Of The Demons

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 16, 2015 at 1:00PM

EvilPenguin

Did you know that penguins mate for life and are actively trying to spawn the antichrist?

[via Joy Reactor]

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