We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
It would help if you didn't have such rodent-like features.
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I've trained them to do my bidding. Which, incidentally, is mostly just crapping on statues.
Not sure if I'm more afraid of licking a pigeon or a girl with that haircut.