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Fashion Forward Bird

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 19, 2014 at 6:00PM

NEVER wear a fanny pack in the presence of a pelican.

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Back At Ya, Mickey

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 14, 2014 at 9:00PM

This shirt should come with the pass you can purchase to skip long lines at Disney World.

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Prime Parking Spot

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 21, 2014 at 6:00PM

I find the most effective anti-theft device is roughly 150 lbs. of bird shit.

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Middle Dolphinger

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 9, 2014 at 6:00PM

 

"Suck it, land nerds! I'm queen of the ocean now."

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Now That's Talent

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 28, 2014 at 8:00PM

I wonder if I can commission that bird to poop the Batman logo on the back of my truck?

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