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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

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    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Legs For Days

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 31, 2016 at 2:00PM

leggy

Ostriches are finally getting into the extensions trend.

[via Izismile]

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No Bird Is Safe

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 29, 2016 at 10:00PM

But how else can I let my cat know she’s being an asshole for pushing my water glass off the table?

[via Meme Whore]

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Occupied!

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 24, 2016 at 6:00PM

BathroomCock

When the guy before you forgot to lock the door and his cock is still out…

[via Dump A Day]

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Ruthless Wreath

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 19, 2016 at 5:00PM

HarshWreath

Nana's crafts have gotten noticeably harsher since her 90th.

[via Daily Garlic]

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He's No Choir Boy

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 17, 2016 at 1:00PM

ChoirFinger

If I had to guess who shit in the holy water, my money's on lil' bird flipper over there on the right.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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