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Prime Parking Spot

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 21, 2014 at 6:00PM

I find the most effective anti-theft device is roughly 150 lbs. of bird shit.

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Middle Dolphinger

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 9, 2014 at 6:00PM

 

"Suck it, land nerds! I'm queen of the ocean now."

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Now That's Talent

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 28, 2014 at 8:00PM

I wonder if I can commission that bird to poop the Batman logo on the back of my truck?

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10 Pics That Aren't What They Look Like

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 28, 2014 at 3:00PM

Sometimes things aren't exactly what they seem. Case in point, if you were to believe only what your eyes tell you about the picture above, then you'd safely assume that Spider-Man eventually defeats his archenemy the Green Goblin with one final moneyshot (Spoiler: He doesn't, but that would be awesome).

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Gotta Work For Your Meal

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 10, 2014 at 1:00PM

Just bought one of these and a 30-pack of beer. My Friday is planned.

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