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Flight And Fight

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 2, 2016 at 2:00PM

bird

Sometimes shitting on your head just isn't enough.

[via Izismile]

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From Around the Web

Assimilation Complete

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 29, 2016 at 1:00PM

PigeonKing

And now we know how Buffalo Wild Wings gets their hands on cut-rate meat.

[via Bro My God]

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bread

fake

feed

flock

king

mask

park

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servants

Oh No!

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 22, 2016 at 9:00PM

bigbird

Mr. Snuffleupagus is going to be inconsolable.

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Standard Beauty Routine

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 22, 2016 at 10:00AM

date

This is what every date you've ever been out with looks like 30 minutes before you pick her up.

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eating

face mask

getting ready

girl

mask

masque

sitting

towel

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woman

Skygeezer

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 19, 2016 at 6:00PM

GrandpaSkydiver

When you tell Grandpa he doesn't need a parachute because his loose old skin is basically a wingsuit.

[via Fokuzz]

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citizen

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list

man

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