This is my exact reaction when someone tries to talk to me at the bank.
The worst part about birds are their dead eyes. You can never tell what they're thinking. And that's exactly the way they want it, because they are always planning to kill you.
Here they are caught in the act.
You'd make the same face if you had a feathery bag of plague on your shoulder.
[via Kill Some Time]
You laugh now, but she knows your career potential is head janitor, at best.
[via Ebaum's World]