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Aggravated Ape

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 2, 2015 at 3:00PM

GorillaFinger

"Look, I've mastered sign language! Now get the fuck outta my face."

[via Lad Bible]

From Around the Web

Bird Job

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 29, 2015 at 3:00PM

OstrichBucket

Turns out the old hole in the popcorn bucket trick totally works on ostriches.

[via Browsa]

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bird

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POPCORN

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Sex

Wakey! Wakey!

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 22, 2015 at 8:00PM

“I got your feeding time right here, mom.”

[via The Chive]

Bombs Away

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 15, 2015 at 10:00AM

poo

Birds across America have declared war on coffee-shop hipsters.

[via Echtlustig]

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bird

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computer

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laptop

nature

outside

poop

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What Up, Pigeon?

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 2, 2015 at 11:00AM

On top of his terrible form, he's always shitting on the water fountain.

[via YouTube]

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bird

form

gym

lifting

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peck

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shoulders

shrugs

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weightlifting

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