• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

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For You, Teach

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 26, 2016 at 6:00PM

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You laugh now, but she knows your career potential is head janitor, at best.

[via Ebaum's World]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Strange Ride

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 23, 2016 at 12:00PM

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Some of these pics are funny but this one is bit of ostrich.

We received a lot of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

We picked the caption above from a comment left by Mark Anthony G.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Mohd Rasfan/Stringer/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Strange Ride

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 19, 2016 at 4:00PM

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Try this if you've always wondered what it's like to be Uma Thurman.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Mohd Rasfan/Stringer/Getty Images]

Here’s Your Smile

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 4, 2016 at 8:00PM

photobird

“I didn’t put on a tie just so y'all could sit me in front of some balloons and a rainbow.”

[via Radass]

An Aviary Classic

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 26, 2016 at 1:00PM

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I wish I could say this didn't make me laugh unjustifiably hard, but… I can't lie.

[via Daily Garlic]

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