Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
Prepare to feel the wrath of an angry cock.
Throw a blanket over them titties and he'll sleep in there all day.
[via Prickly Legs]
No wonder they're shitting everywhere all the time.
[via TC Mag]
I know one friend of the show who would be very into this.
This is my exact reaction when someone tries to talk to me at the bank.
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