Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch Miss Piggy sing Rihanna's "Bitch Better Have My Money." And yes, it's okay to get slightly turned on.
- Man eats Chipotle for 100+ straight days. Has yet to explain why he hates his asshole so much.
- More college students are turning to online sex work to pay their bills. Who do I have to masturbate in front of to get a decent education around here?
- Research shows 7 most important factors that make your penis attractive. Lack of suspicious red bumps would be a good start.
- McDonald's manager admits they have a secret menu. Any chance the items on this menu won't make my car smell like garbage farts for a week?
- Scumbag fake doctor arrested for prescribing bags of dirt as cancer treatment. We should probably bury him alive under a pile of his own cancer "medicine."
- Here are a bunch of hot girls in bed. Because why the hell not?