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10 People Desperately Tryna Be Badass

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 10, 2015 at 3:00PM

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The grass is always greener in the other hood. For some reason, these kids really want you to believe they grew up without a Golden Retriever and an allowance. When I have a kid I'm just going to give him nothing so he can at least be legit.

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Classic Miscommunication

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 1, 2013 at 2:00PM

Him: What would turn you on?

His Baby Mama: Diaper money.

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Here's The Mail It Never Fails

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 21, 2013 at 10:00PM

A change of pace from figuratively being smacked in the face by credit card bills.

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Super Bowl Squatter

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 11, 2013 at 1:00PM

Yeah but it's only so he doesn't get little pee droplets all over his Uggs.

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Tailgating Season Has Arrived

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 31, 2013 at 6:00PM

Her upper lip will smell like BBQ sauce and beer sweat for the next two days.

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