I bet the bitches love him.
[via Bro My God]
I honestly can't tell if this is lunch or sex.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
When your family gets really annoying this weekend, just give thanks this is not your mom.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
It’s a Buffalo fan tradition to give yourself a concussion before the start of a game so you can have no memory of what happened.
[via Cool Ness]
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The grass is always greener in the other hood. For some reason, these kids really want you to believe they grew up without a Golden Retriever and an allowance. When I have a kid I'm just going to give him nothing so he can at least be legit.
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Him: What would turn you on?
His Baby Mama: Diaper money.