Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This horse really wants its ass scratched. Neigh means neigh!
- Bill O’Reilly thinks the slaves who built the White House had it pretty good. At least as far as forced, unpaid labor and being the property of another person goes.
- Never use this word when arguing with your partner. Really thought this was going to have 4 letters and start with a hard 'C.'
- There’s a literal river of shit 50 yards away from Rio’s Olympic Village. That's the foul stench of national pride.
- Help this elderly couple that got scammed out of their home by their own grandson. Also, if you know the grandson, please organize an angry mob to pay him a visit.
- Kendall Jenner is done with bras. So brave.
- Get dem Hump Day butts.