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She Hooks Up

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 9, 2016 at 2:00PM

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She's like the town bike, you have to pump her up before you take her for a ride.

[via Ufunk]

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From Around the Web

Lettuce Eat

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 8, 2016 at 12:00PM

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Generally I prefer chopped salads but I can see how that would get messy here.

[via AcidCow]

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Closer Than You Think

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 5, 2016 at 2:00PM

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The sign actually undersold the size of those things.

[via Izismile]

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Free Fall

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 2, 2016 at 3:00PM

If you find yourself plummeting parachute-less toward the earth, your best bet is targeting a large-breasted tourist to break your fall.

[via Imgur]

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Bikini Couple

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 9, 2016 at 4:00PM

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I haven’t been this excited about a couple in matching outfits since Britney and Justin went denim-on-denim.

[via Reddit]