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Feeling Paintriotic

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 3, 2015 at 6:00PM

IndependencePaint

"Hello?… What do you mean the body painter can't make it?!"

HAPPY ALMOST FOURTH OF JULY!

[via TC Universe]

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America

bikini

body

flag

Independence Day

latex

naked

paint

patriot

patriotic

skin

From Around the Web

Hot Dog

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 16, 2015 at 2:00PM

wash

Slut. That bikini hardly covers all eight of her nipples.

[via Golden Bailey]

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bikini

car

car wash

dog

golden

golden retriever

helpful

sexy

suds

wash

wet

The Water Is Just Fine

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 16, 2015 at 10:00AM

shark

This is a really messy way to execute a suicide pact.

[via TC Mag]

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bad idea

bathing suits

bikini

boardwalk

dive

fail

jump

leap

look

ocean

pier

sea

shark

water

whoops

Expect More. Wear Less.

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 11, 2015 at 9:00PM

targetunderwear

“Sir, I believe you’ve accidentally walked into the wrong store. Walmart is just down the street.”

[via The Chive]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 9, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: