Slut. That bikini hardly covers all eight of her nipples.
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After this coat, we just need to upgrade his AC unit and he'll be good as new.
So I guess Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease is now a legitimate STD.
Now that's a voice that will guarantee him some good dolphin lovin'.
This is a really messy way to execute a suicide pact.
[via TC Mag]
“Sir, I believe you’ve accidentally walked into the wrong store. Walmart is just down the street.”
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