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    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

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    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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Right After This

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 30, 2016 at 4:00PM

afety

Now, please allow him to demonstrate how bloody it can get when you are unsafe.

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10 Birds Being Jerkbags

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 30, 2016 at 3:00PM

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The worst part about birds are their dead eyes. You can never tell what they're thinking. And that's exactly the way they want it, because they are always planning to kill you.

Here they are caught in the act.

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Bicycle Banger

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 23, 2016 at 11:00AM

Can't tell if he's rocking out or if he's got bees in his hair.

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Bike Pool

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 22, 2016 at 12:00PM

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There's literally no way to decide what seat is the worst here.

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Don't Clay With Me

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 14, 2016 at 4:00PM

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"Pot Bonnet" sounds so much lovelier than "Pothead".

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