Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- In-N-Out wants to sue Abigail Ratchford for this video. I'm going to sue her for ruining my pants.
- Kobe Bryant's speech to Laker fans after his final game. If he seems tired it's because he just took 703 shots.
- This brewery employee cost his company a massive recall and won employee of the month. It was pretty punk.
- Steph Curry set the record for single season threes in the Warriors' 73rd win. He also set the record for pube-iest mustache in a single season.
- This Florida man says pleasuring himself makes him want to destroy things. It's the most literal form of furious masturbation.
- You know Thursdays have the biggest boobs.