Mr. Snuffleupagus is going to be inconsolable.
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
I can't believe it! This bitch just killed Big Bird!
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Cookie Monster was an oracle!
Listen to him sing about Google and tell me it's just a coincidence.
…even it is, it's still kind of cool, since Sesame Street's 40th anniversary was celebrated by having Big Bird as part of the Google logo yesterday.
Plus, I get a kick out of thinking a puppet could predict the future. Kermit knew about Global Warming — what else would "It's Not Easy Being Green" be about!?