This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.
Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.
The bouncer working the door is a real asshole though.
In retrospect, maybe I should've spent my butt implant money on a car.
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