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Busted!

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 26, 2015 at 10:00PM

Wouldn’t shock me in the slightest to see the Raiders use their first round draft pick on speed dad.

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From Around the Web

That’s Not How It Works

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 25, 2015 at 4:00PM

bikeonman

When you don’t wash your spandex tights for weeks, bikes WILL revolt.

[via Break]

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I Feel Like I'm Forgetting Something…

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 10, 2015 at 11:00AM

BikeRack

Hope your insurance covers smoking too much weed.

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Form Fitting

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 29, 2014 at 3:00PM

Just be careful that thing doesn't get caught in the spokes.

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You've Got To Carbo-Load

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 13, 2014 at 6:00PM

When you hit day 6 of the Tour de France, you're gonna be glad you brought that road pizza.

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