Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Always gets a bit messy when he starts busting out the air squats.
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If your girlfriend also gives you a gym membership for Christmas, this is definitely a hint.
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She puked up all those butterflies she was feeling earlier in the date.