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Mommy's Little Vandal

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 25, 2015 at 4:00PM

car scratch mom

It's "you're" – but whatever, you don't need good grammar to be a career criminal.

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From Around the Web

Fan Favorites: Summertime Is Great

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 14, 2015 at 6:00PM

Here is my favorite video again. Since no one has suggested any videos, I've decided to do a contest, the best suggestion will win ONE OF DANIEL'S DOGS.

I'm totally kidding, you just get love and recognition from me. No dog. But leave your fucking suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments anyways.

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The Year's Best Tattoo!

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 30, 2014 at 12:00PM

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DickThigh

Let's be honest, we all saw this one coming…

We counted up the votes, and the award for year's best tattoo goes to Shadow Work! This bulbous leg-wiener absolutely bludgeoned the competition on it's way to a most veiny victory, and that means you guys are exactly who we thought you were.

Stay golden, Tosh fans. Don't ever change.

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The Year's Best Photobomb!

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 29, 2014 at 2:00PM

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SexOnTheBeach

Here's hoping he eventually approached them and got in on that sweet, hot, sandy action…

The votes have been tabulated by our brand new Ultra-Tabulator 5000, and the winner of year's best photobomb is Sex On The Beach! No, not that drink that guys make fun of but secretly think is delicious, we're talking about this actual act of real-life coastal carnality.

Thanks for voting, and for proving that our reader contingent is in fact made up entirely of degenerate pervs.

The Year's Most Awesome Tattoo!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 27, 2013 at 10:00AM

If there is one thing I have time for, it's this.

The winner of the year's most awesome tattoo, by a very small margin, goes to whoever the hell had Ain't Nobody Got Time For That permanently inked onto their skin. Like seriously, this person rules.

It was a close race, but I suppose Spider Faces and Dick Scorpions weren't enough for you guys. You went for real quality. How classy! Now go into the kitchen and get me a cold pop.