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Looks Fake

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 23, 2016 at 2:00PM

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But what if I don't want to keep Mexicans out of my pants?

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They're High AF

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 2, 2016 at 2:00PM

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They'd be perfect if his belt would stop chafing his armpits.

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Always Be Prepared

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 17, 2016 at 11:00AM

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When you've got mobile TP the whole world is your shitter.

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Retro Dealer

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 26, 2016 at 5:00PM

PhonesBeepers

If you need drugs (in 1999), he's your man.

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The West Virginia Chug

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 23, 2015 at 11:00AM

QuintupleChug

I'd expect no less from a man with his initials on his dress belt.

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