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Ring The Shit Out That Bitch

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 6, 2013 at 1:00PM

Luckily ESPN cut away right before the bell blew a load all over him.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 16, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

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He Can't Spell But Dammit He's Smart

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 9, 2013 at 4:00PM

I'd be spending my gold coins on cheesy gordito crunches, anyway.

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Not Shocking

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 3, 2012 at 10:00AM

You gotta work a lot of hours to afford a chain.

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A Proud Day for Our Parent Company

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 27, 2010 at 2:00PM

This morning, the cast of MTV's Jersey Shore rang the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange.

A quick statement of facts: Tosh.0 is on Comedy Central; Comedy Central, like MTV, is owned by parent company Viacom; Viacom was created by God himself on the 8th day when, after resting, he realized he wanted to watch basic cable television.

So what's this mean for us?  Well, it could mean that possibly Daniel Tosh is not that far behind to receive the honor of ringing the NYSE's opening bell!

Or it could mean that Viacom is officially in the toilet and we'll all be out of work soon.

I'm hoping this is a good sign.  I mean, honestly, would JWoww associate herself with an inferior product?

[Note: As of writing this, Viacom stock is down.  Where are The Situation's abs when we need them!]

[via The Daily What]