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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 11, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Buzzfeed]

10 F*cks That Simply Can't Be Given

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 7, 2014 at 3:00PM

Have you ever gotten to that point where you just can't bring yourself to care about anything? I think we all have, but so few of us have actually reached our true potential for indifference.

The genuine heroes in this post however, like the man who won't let one little arrest harsh his buzz, have officially reached the apex of not giving a fuck. In fact, they passed it a long time ago and haven't looked back, because frankly, they can't be bothered to.

Click below for more people who refuse to give any more than exactly zero fucks… Show full post

It's Art, You Guys

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 27, 2014 at 10:00PM

Opt for the bottle over the can when ordering a ginger pale ale.

[via Imgur]

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Helen Isn't Getting Any NYE Invites

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 30, 2013 at 6:00PM

Thanks, Helen. Now they're going to tell me I can't take my ceramic squirrels on airplanes, anymore.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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alcohol

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10 Winter Wonderland Moments

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 13, 2013 at 3:00PM

It's the most wonderful time of the year. At least in your head it is. Until you're shoveling half-tons of backbreaking slush off your driveway only to immediately slide your car across the street and into a ditch. Winter is the worst, but there's no denying that it's on it's way. I mean, not for me, because I live in Los Angeles, but for you guys… yeah, you're boned.

There's nothing you can do to stop it, so you might as well just click below for more… Show full post

Weekend Shopping Done And Done

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 7, 2013 at 12:00PM

"Hey mom, don't forget the limes. They make all the difference."

[via The Chive]

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