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Holy Ghost, I'm Hammered

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 17, 2014 at 11:00AM

"Patrick was a saint, right? Let's toast him 'til we see God!"

[via The Chive]

10 St. Patrick's Day Standards

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 14, 2014 at 3:00PM

The only holiday that legally requires you to get blackout drunk is nearly upon us, so we thought we'd take a few moments to remind you of its greatness before you drown your liver in a green beer monsoon.

Anyone who denies that there's at least a little magic in this day need only to look at the picture above to remember that hammered lady-kisses are just one of the many wonders St. Patrick bestows upon us each and every year.

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10 Super Subway Passengers

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 7, 2014 at 3:00PM

There are few places on earth where you can expect to see more frightening/fascinating people than on the subway. I don't know what it is, but there's just something about an underground train that brings out the very best of the wingnuts.

Take our friend here for example. After a night out on the town he's riding home in the comfort of only his own skin, whilst enjoying one last brew for the road. He is who he is, and those are his balls. Deal with it.

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Face Of The Party

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 27, 2014 at 11:00AM

Nothing caps off the happy birthday song like a well-timed money shot.

[via Izismile]

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Hate To Break It To You, Derek…

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 25, 2014 at 4:00PM

Almost as odd as someone pretending to be Daniel Tosh.

[via Twitter]

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Table For One Awesome Time

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 19, 2014 at 1:00PM

"You take as much time in Chico's as you need, honey. I'll just hit the food court and get blind drunk."

[via Break]

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