This is the kind of ingenuity our country needs right now.
[via TC Mag]
Hey NBA, this was better than your last 14 All-Star Slam Dunk Contest.
[via Fail Blog]
Some outdoor day drinking could do wonders for that pasty pallor.
A Web MD symptom of alcohol poisoning is not being able to operate a flip flop.
Why isn't this giant drinking from a proper goblet?
There will be a thrilling race the next morning to remove all those bottles before pissing himself.
[via Cats Mob]