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10 Super Subway Passengers

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 7, 2014 at 3:00PM

There are few places on earth where you can expect to see more frightening/fascinating people than on the subway. I don't know what it is, but there's just something about an underground train that brings out the very best of the wingnuts.

Take our friend here for example. After a night out on the town he's riding home in the comfort of only his own skin, whilst enjoying one last brew for the road. He is who he is, and those are his balls. Deal with it.

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Face Of The Party

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 27, 2014 at 11:00AM

Nothing caps off the happy birthday song like a well-timed money shot.

[via Izismile]

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Hate To Break It To You, Derek…

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 25, 2014 at 4:00PM

Almost as odd as someone pretending to be Daniel Tosh.

[via Twitter]

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Daniel Tosh

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Table For One Awesome Time

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 19, 2014 at 1:00PM

"You take as much time in Chico's as you need, honey. I'll just hit the food court and get blind drunk."

[via Break]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 11, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Buzzfeed]

10 F*cks That Simply Can't Be Given

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 7, 2014 at 3:00PM

Have you ever gotten to that point where you just can't bring yourself to care about anything? I think we all have, but so few of us have actually reached our true potential for indifference.

The genuine heroes in this post however, like the man who won't let one little arrest harsh his buzz, have officially reached the apex of not giving a fuck. In fact, they passed it a long time ago and haven't looked back, because frankly, they can't be bothered to.

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