Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- A slow-mo dog fail. Dumb? Yes. Did I laugh out loud? Yes.
- 101 ways to open a beer bottle. The more you know!
- Cats react to viral videos. This is so internety.
- How to tell if your girlfriend is a basic bitch. Psst- you're basic.
- 5 survival stories too crazy to be true. I'd be a goner.
- Dude broke into a spa to eat Hot Pockets. Super smooth.
- 8 celebrities who survived plane crashes. How do you fly after that?!
- Guitar fails compilation to prove you aren't hot shit.
- Underboobs!! All of the underboobs!
- And 25 white people not allowed on Soul Train. Hehehe.
[video via Tastefully Offensive]