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That Was A Crazy Saturday Night

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 25, 2015 at 12:00PM


Would it be weird if I wanted to stick around to see if he opens that bottle with his ass?

[via Lol He He He]





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From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 3, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 15, 2011 at 12:00PM

Last Friday, we showed you "Octopus Thinks it's a Beer" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 10, 2011 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Octopus Thinks it's a Beer."  Now, some of you have complained that the Rename This Video videos are lame.  They're supposed to be lame!  You're supposed to make them funny with your funny new title!  So please don't blame me.  Blame yourselves.  It's an octopus in a beer bottle.  Work your magic.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of Tuesday's Rename This Video vote was Blake_T who just barely edged out Mark G by 1% of the vote.  His winning title was "This is how white people dog fight" which is funny despite going after the easiest target of all: white people.  Good work, Blake_T!

Open a Beer Bottle Without a Bottle Opener

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 21, 2010 at 2:00PM

A lot of lists on the web are basically piles of vomit.  But here's a list that can help you create piles of vomit: Urlesque compiled a bunch of videos that show "31 Ways to Open a Beer Bottle Without a Bottle Opener."

Some are pretty practical, like how to open a beer with a CD or a sheet of paper.

And some are not so practical like the one above.

I have my own trick for getting by without a bottle opener: I refuse to drink anything but Coors Light Cold Activated Cans.  That's how I always know when my beer is ice cold.

Which is obviously the way beer is intended to be drank.