Easy now, this is how Jesus was conceived.
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Russians get pretty excited the one day a year the sun comes out.
Finally, there's a "Giving Up" section in the men's department.
[via Uber Humor]
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Underwater drinking is great because if you have to puke you can do it right into the skimmer.
[via Clicky Pix]