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10 Crimes That Obviously Happened in Florida

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 26, 2016 at 3:00PM

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This week I got into an actual argument with my Floridian parents over whether Florida is the weirdest state in the country. So today I decided to put a little exclamation point on the end of my argument with the power of the internet.

Here is some of the dumb shit that could only happen there. Read 'em and weep, Pops!

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From Around the Web

Aqua Pong

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 15, 2016 at 1:00PM

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Congrats on bringing to life the single whitest activity in history.

[via College Humor]

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Schoolyard Savings!

Posted by: Alex Ovadia | August 14, 2016 at 10:00AM

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I don't know what teacher put this on their supplies list, but I don't trust them with my kid.

[via Imgur]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 5, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: High Dive

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 22, 2016 at 12:00PM

Red Bull Cliff Diving World Series 2016

In local news, the dyslexic dive team performed "YMCA".

We received a lot of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

We picked the caption above from a comment left by Frank Bacci.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Romina Amato/Handout/Getty Images]