• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Let’s Eat A Flaming Cactus

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 23, 2016 at 10:00PM

Just taking a stab in the dark, but was he planning on eating that shoe next?

[via Gifphy]

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From Around the Web

Damn Gram

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 15, 2016 at 4:00PM

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Those are some good-looking cans for having 12 grandchildren.

[via TC Mag]

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Cheers On The Bride

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 15, 2016 at 2:00PM

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A lot of women get UTIs on their honeymoons, but I'm betting she'll get a yeast infection.

[via Uber Humor]

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Polly Want A Beer

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 11, 2016 at 2:00PM

That’s it, I’m trading in all of my cats for one useful pet.

[via Giphy]

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Party School

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 9, 2016 at 10:00PM

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Nothing wrong with making a few extra bucks in the teacher’s lounge between classes.

[via The Chive]