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Don't Let The Breadbugs Bite

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 24, 2014 at 2:00PM

That mattress is all empty carbs. You've got to go with 12-grain or whole wheat at the very least.

[via Oddersite]

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Cuddle Buddy

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 22, 2014 at 12:00PM

My girlfriend makes it fairly obvious when she’s not in the mood for sex.

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Christmas Just Got Weird

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 19, 2014 at 10:00PM

This seems like the perfect time to tell your kids that Santa doesn’t exist.

[via The Chive]

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Rise And Shine, Maggot!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 5, 2014 at 5:00PM

Some say he never really came back. While others point out that he never left and hasn't fought in a war.

[via Fast Pic]

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10 Cases Of Cats Being F*cking Weird

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 3, 2014 at 3:00PM

There's no getting around it, cats are fucking weird. They're sneaky, and odd and they shouldn't be trusted. Hell, I have a cat that I love, but that doesn't change the fact that I never know what's going on in that tiny little psychopathic brain of hers. She's fucking weird. They're all fucking weird.

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