Contracting Pink Eye is of no concern on your death bed.
I think she's trying to say this one night stand is over.
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She doesn't get why she has so much trouble closing the deal once she gets guys back to her place.
It's the end of cheating as we know it! Well, cheating in your bed at least. They're totally gonna keep banging elsewhere.
[via HuffPo Weird]