Trade in your skinny friends – they're useless.
Unfortunately, he was too busy building this dick to actually use his own last night.
Americans spend most of our time in cars. Mostly it's annoying and boring and sometimes completely fucking enraging. But sometimes you happen upon some interesting and weird crap.
Here are a few of those times. Show full post
I bet he's wishing he'd beat you more when you were younger.
[via No Way Girl]
Like being hit by a car one hour earlier is any kind of excuse to not play in a gaming tournament.