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Rollin' With My Homies

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 8, 2014 at 5:00PM

Roller Skates: Dropping panties since 1979.

[via YouTube]

Play It Cool

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 5, 2014 at 8:00PM

baddogs

“Hey dad, we think something is wrong with this bed. You should definitely take it back to the store.”

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animal

bad dogs

bed

destroy

dog

dogs

fail

pet

Nope, Nevermind

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 4, 2014 at 8:00PM

When your cat catches you masturbating.

[via The Chive]

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animal

bed

cat

fall

masturbating

masturbation

NOPE

pet

Don't Let The Breadbugs Bite

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 24, 2014 at 2:00PM

That mattress is all empty carbs. You've got to go with 12-grain or whole wheat at the very least.

[via Oddersite]

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bed

bread

carbs

food

loaf

mattress

sleep

white

Cuddle Buddy

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 22, 2014 at 12:00PM

My girlfriend makes it fairly obvious when she’s not in the mood for sex.

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bed

cuddle

girlfriend

no sex

python

sleeping

snake

snuggle

wtf