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How's It Looking Down There?

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 22, 2014 at 2:00PM

PUBLISHED by catsmob.com

Docs totes slicing me open. LMFAO #NewMom

[via Catsmob]

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What's That Saying Again?

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 17, 2014 at 3:00PM

The real tragedy is that he has got a pot to piss in, and it's just going to waste.

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Try Me!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 17, 2014 at 10:00AM

It doesn't transfer motion. So you can take a dump on it without waking your partner, guaranteed!

[via The Chive]

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A Night To Not Remember At All

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 26, 2014 at 5:00PM

Thank god he didn't get any in that lush thicket of chest hair. There's just no getting that out.

[via College Humor]

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Mobile Home

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 11, 2014 at 11:00AM

His wife threatened to take the house in the divorce, so he beat her to the punch.

[via Acid Cow]

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