• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

Tosh.0 Blog

Tom And Tiaras

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 26, 2013 at 9:00PM

Winner along with first and second runner-up of the "Miss I'm So Creeped Out Right Now" Pageant.

[via Acid Cow]

From Around the Web

This Is The Happiest Day Of My Life

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 9, 2013 at 10:00AM

"I used to look like you. Also, where's my fucking bacon?"

[via Imgur]

Just In Case You Want to Spend 15 Minutes Shaking Your Head in Disbelief

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 21, 2011 at 4:00PM

Here are all 51 Miss USA contestants answering the question: "Should evolution be taught in schools?"

"I definitely think evolution should be taught in schools because evolution is science and science has done a lot of amazing things like give people the Internet so they can see how stupid my opinions are."

[via The Daily What]

Miss South Carolina Teen USA

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | November 16, 2009 at 2:00PM

When Miss South Carolina Teen USA visited Tosh.0 back in June, she had trouble admitting that she didn't know anything. Now, she seems prouder than ever to play dumb on this Jimmy Kimmel piece that aired last week.

Such as.

Nice work, Miss South Carolina. See her web redemption HERE.