Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
Let's make a day of it and get the poop massage too.
I actually think I know the owner of this spa.
There she is, Miss Americuuunt…
‘Severe allergic reaction’ is this summer’s hottest look.
Hey Ashley, how was your spring break at the coal mine?
The Captain can't maintain that "just unfrozen" look without a stockpile of high-end rejuvenating products.
[via HuffPo Weird]
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