If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
Let's make a day of it and get the poop massage too.
I actually think I know the owner of this spa.
There she is, Miss Americuuunt…
‘Severe allergic reaction’ is this summer’s hottest look.
Hey Ashley, how was your spring break at the coal mine?
The Captain can't maintain that "just unfrozen" look without a stockpile of high-end rejuvenating products.
[via HuffPo Weird]
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