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10 Beautiful Beach Moments

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 10, 2014 at 3:00PM

While the polar vortex is engulfing us all, it seemed only appropriate to take the focus off the fact that these sub-zero temperatures are causing your vital organs to slowly shut down. So why not go to the beach? Because before you know it, this relentless winter freeze will thaw, our nation's population will have been significantly thinned, and it'll be summer time once again!

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Life's A Beach

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 10, 2014 at 12:00PM

Life's a beach

My neck is usually much longer. The water was just very cold.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Joel Schoenbach.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[photo: AFP/Stringer/Getty Images]

Itchy Beach

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 6, 2014 at 6:00PM

"Yes, I'd like a 50-gallon drum of your finest pube shampoo."

[via Izismile]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Life's A Beach

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 6, 2014 at 4:00PM

Life's a beach

After all the Christmas chaos, the Toys R Us giraffe deserves a vacation.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: AFP/Stringer/Getty Images]

That Was A Fun Day

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 19, 2013 at 10:00PM

Cheer up. Your face could have very easily been the anus.

[via Scrotum Coat]

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angry

balls

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Well That Was Anti-Climatic

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 21, 2013 at 10:00PM

"I shaved my balls for this?"

[via The Chive]

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balls

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