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Real Cowboys Wear Lycra

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 6, 2014 at 1:00PM

Only problem is whenever he needs it it's jammed up with water, sand and pubes.

[via Weird Russia]

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Watch Out For Crabs

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 22, 2014 at 2:00PM

And herpes.

[via UberHumor]

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Looks Cozy

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 21, 2014 at 9:00PM

Your friends are pretty cool because a much easier alternative would have been a penis.

[via The Chive]

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Sweet One-Piece

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 17, 2014 at 10:00PM

Yes I think it’s awkward that dad made us call him tiger shark all week.

[via Acid Cow]

Potassium Party

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 17, 2014 at 5:00PM

The annual Del Monte company outing turned tragically violent when a roving pack of monkeys hit the beach.

[via Tickld]

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If You Put Your Ear Up To It You Can Hear The Ocean

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 9, 2014 at 1:00PM

Prior to the 90's, women very rarely shaved their kelp.

[via Random Rocker]

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