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Behold, The Sand Sphinx

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 13, 2014 at 11:00AM

(noun)  A noble creature that is definitely peeing right now.

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10 Magical Beach Moments

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 8, 2014 at 3:00PM

Summer's already more than half gone, have you taken full advantage of the prime beach weather? I haven't, but I live where it's beautiful every day. If you don't, then that's on you, dummy. Even the guy who pees under the pier is judging you.

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Real Cowboys Wear Lycra

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 6, 2014 at 1:00PM

Only problem is whenever he needs it it's jammed up with water, sand and pubes.

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Watch Out For Crabs

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 22, 2014 at 2:00PM

And herpes.

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Looks Cozy

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 21, 2014 at 9:00PM

Your friends are pretty cool because a much easier alternative would have been a penis.

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Sweet One-Piece

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 17, 2014 at 10:00PM

Yes I think it’s awkward that dad made us call him tiger shark all week.

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