Of all Santa’s magical powers, I think not dying of a heat stroke here might be his most impressive.
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Given that the vagina is just sand crumbles, I'm going to guess you've never seen one.
[via TC Mag]
He knows how to fetch, roll over, and kick you while you're down.
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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
If you pluck all those feathers, ostriches have straight up smokin' bodies.