Sorry buddy, but you’re tapping a dry boob.
[via Uber Humor]
From their office to your garage.
She doesn't even know how to snorkle, she's just winging it.
Combining dating and food delivery is just plain efficient.
Even in Season Five our guests knew Donald Trump's voice should make people run.
Sadly for him, all five of them have Red Tide this week.
[via The Chive]
I’ve been saying for years that the USA Olympic swim team should switch to these.
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A lot of people fought for America to become what it is today. A place where you can do basically whatever the hell you want and then put it on the internet. Even if you're an idiot (and we're so thankful because without that we'd be jobless).
Here are a few things all those hardworking soldiers and politicians gave you the right to do. Show full post
“Damn-it Alexei, I don’t understand what we're doing wrong. Are we supposed to use a bat or something?"
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