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Hope Your Sunblock Protects Against Planes

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 16, 2014 at 5:00PM

"Did you guys feel a really strong breeze for a sec? Like an aircraft was landing on your back?"

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Beach Buzzkill

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 12, 2014 at 3:00PM

Fine. But can I still drink crystal meth?

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bummer

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Summer, Summer, Summertime

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 4, 2014 at 11:00AM

I think I speak for everyone when I say at least he's getting some fruit in his diet.

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asleep

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Kudos For Keeping Those Heels On, Girl

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 21, 2014 at 8:00PM

Aww cute, she peed in the shape of whale to match her whale tail.

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blanket

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That's How He Tans Is So Evenly

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 28, 2014 at 8:00PM

This is just a fancy way of getting sand out of your ass.

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Squishy Stowaway

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 28, 2014 at 11:00AM

That's actually a birthmark, you insensitive jerks.

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back

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clinging

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