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Ten Terrible Tan Lines

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 27, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Summer is coming. Like not super soon, but it is. That means flip flops, bikinis and tans! Here at the Tosh blog, we care about you and we don't want you to look like a douche. Bad tan lines can ruin an otherwise perfectly cultivated look that you spent hours picking out at Old Navy.

So here are a few things to avoid when you hit the beach with your bros (or your mom and kid sister). Show full post

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