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Smells Like Romance

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 15, 2015 at 11:00AM

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You haven't known true love until you've 69'd on Garbage Beach.

[via Fun Space]

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Really Owning It

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 12, 2015 at 9:00PM

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She has a Facebook cover photo for life.

[via Izismile]

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Bikini Season Is Just Around The Corner

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 10, 2015 at 4:00PM

She’s definitely going to know when you pee in the pool.

[via Chuck McCarthy]

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The Year's Best Photobomb!

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 29, 2014 at 2:00PM

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SexOnTheBeach

Here's hoping he eventually approached them and got in on that sweet, hot, sandy action…

The votes have been tabulated by our brand new Ultra-Tabulator 5000, and the winner of year's best photobomb is Sex On The Beach! No, not that drink that guys make fun of but secretly think is delicious, we're talking about this actual act of real-life coastal carnality.

Thanks for voting, and for proving that our reader contingent is in fact made up entirely of degenerate pervs.

Your Move, Ugly Sweaters

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 17, 2014 at 8:00PM

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Oh, that must be Rudolph’s nose.

[via Reddit]

Soak It In

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 14, 2014 at 8:00PM

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She was totally cool with him standing there until his erection started blocking her sun.

[via Rad Ass]

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