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10 Things Our Forefathers Definitely Didn't Have In Mind

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 3, 2015 at 3:00PM

A lot of people fought for America to become what it is today. A place where you can do basically whatever the hell you want and then put it on the internet. Even if you're an idiot (and we're so thankful because without that we'd be jobless).

Here are a few things all those hardworking soldiers and politicians gave you the right to do. Show full post

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Posted by: Josh Keown | June 16, 2015 at 10:00PM

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A Lab Coat Doesn't Make You A Scientist

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 12, 2015 at 10:00AM

Thank god he landed in the water to break his fall.

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Posted by: Josh Keown | June 3, 2015 at 8:00PM

“Oh please, not everybody rush to my aid at once.”

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