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Nice Flotation Devices, Bro

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 25, 2014 at 4:00PM

Nothing wrong with a grown man wearing water wings if it makes him more comfortable in the water.

[via The Chive]

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Maybe It's A Bit Uneven

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 21, 2014 at 9:00PM

Let’s imagine for a second that he’s sunburned under those boxers and looks like Neapolitan ice cream when he’s naked.

[via Daily Picks and Flicks]

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Beach Bodies

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 13, 2014 at 3:00PM

Might be time for a trim. Looks like your dick has muttonchops.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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night

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Roasted Nuts

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 4, 2014 at 4:00PM

Judging by the shade of his skin he should maintain his current level of drunkenness for the next 4-6 days.

[via Idiod]

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gravel

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Camp Crystal Lake Wedding

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 8, 2014 at 2:00PM

I assume their anniversary is the 13th?

[via Uber Humor]