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Nice Catch

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 30, 2016 at 11:00AM

He barely got to say, "See? They're more afraid of us than we are of them," before it ripped his arm clean off.

[via Imgur]

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From Around the Web

Selfie Game Is Strong

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 24, 2016 at 12:00PM

footselfie

The only down side is that a few toe hairs always make their way into the photo.

[via Cats Mob]

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Quite The Day

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 21, 2016 at 4:00PM

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He was planning to tell you right then but he lost his nerve when he saw you murder that dude.

[via Imgur]

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Formal Attire

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 19, 2016 at 11:00AM

WeddingWear

If it was good enough to wear to his father's funeral, it's good enough for your wedding.

[via Oddman]

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Instagram Vs. Real Life

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 12, 2016 at 12:00PM

beach

I personally think that man's butt crack is much more photogenic than a pod of dumb dolphins.

[via MSNBC]

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