On the bright side, that's perfect for an in-ground hot tub now.
I would never attend that cruel and disgusting BBQ.
Wait. They’re gonna have a bounce house?
I suppose I could drop by for a few minutes.
[via The Chive]
God dammit, hawk. We asked you to bring plates and hot dogs.
Frank gets one too many in him and he starts seeing his ex-wife everywhere.
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