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Follow The Toilet Rules

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 17, 2014 at 11:00AM

It's about time lady-Benjamin Buttons who are confined to a wheelchair and have a bun in the oven got their own dedicated facilities.

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Friendly Warning

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 10, 2014 at 11:00AM

"Trust us. You do not want this stuff anywhere near your peehole."

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A Big Ol' Bowl

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 4, 2014 at 4:00PM

Everything I put in the toilet gets soggy so fast.

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When You Gotta Go

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 3, 2014 at 10:00PM

That’s a pretty drastic way of getting around the restaurant’s no free refills policy.

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Would You Like A Sample?

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 3, 2014 at 8:00PM

“Yeah, but I’m not sure how this works. Do you wipe my butt or do I wipe my own? I’m totally fine either way.”

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