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Dinner Is Served

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 21, 2014 at 10:00PM

He said he could make room if you needed to change your child’s diaper.

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Just Give It A Lil’ Tug

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 17, 2014 at 8:00PM

At least it’s not a creamy soap dispenser.

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Happy Birthday!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 15, 2014 at 1:00PM

It's my party and I'll drunkenly scarf down a toilet sandwich if I want to.

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Wait, No Milk Duds?

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 9, 2014 at 9:00PM

Movie Theater Tip: Go to third stall and tap your foot three times for discount candy. Don’t tap four times because that’s something entirely different.

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Wild Night

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 30, 2014 at 1:00PM

When are they going to invent a urinal that doesn't splash back all over your wedding dress? Am I right, fellas?

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