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Lock It Up

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 23, 2016 at 10:00PM

lockitup

Which lock should I use if I’m sitting on the toilet browsing Twitter to avoid work?

[via Pleated Jeans]

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AmphiBM

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 21, 2016 at 6:00PM

FrogToilet

I wouldn't worry about that gypsy curse. I'm sure you're shitting live frogs for a totally unrelated reason.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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animals

bathroom

flood

frog

nature

pets

restroom

toilet

tree

Intimate Venue

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 17, 2016 at 8:00PM

rockshow

He’s constipated so prepare for an intense solo.

[via Reddit]

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bathroom

guitar

jam

playing

poop

pooping

rock and roll

rock n roll

solo

toilet

venue

wtf

Always Be Prepared

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 17, 2016 at 11:00AM

TPBelt

When you've got mobile TP the whole world is your shitter.

[via Acid Cow]

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bathroom

belt

convenient

mobile

prepared

toilet paper

tool

tp

utility

wipe

Put Me In, Coach

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | June 15, 2016 at 11:00PM

drunkpassedoutbaseballfanbathroomsink

There's no crying in baseball, only furious vomiting.

[via Twitter]