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    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 26, 2016 at 1:00PM

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For me, every trip to the bathroom is a battle with a giant snake… hiyoooo!

[via HuffPo Weird]

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From Around the Web

Occupied!

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 24, 2016 at 6:00PM

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When the guy before you forgot to lock the door and his cock is still out…

[via Dump A Day]

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No Bathroom, No Problem

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 21, 2016 at 12:00PM

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And folks, that’s why you never take the top issue.

[via Reddit]

10 Shining Examples Of Laziness

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 20, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Every person is unique in his or her own way, or whatever. Mostly I think we're all lazy pieces of crap when left to our own devices. Some of us are better at the art of sloth than others.

Click through for a peek into their lives.  Show full post

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Hold N' Hurl

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 19, 2016 at 12:00PM

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This bar really wants to make sure you can continue to put away more of those $12 Long Island Ice Teas.

[via Imgur]

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