Not all water slides are fun, kid.
I'm only impressed if she can drop a deuce into the bowl from there.
If I know women, she'll laugh even harder when you tell her it's from the men's bathroom.
That's a classic "my Tinder meet-up is in my roommate's bedroom right now" face.
You haven't lived until you've chugged a beer while taking a shit at 30mph in a suburban cul-de-sac.