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Quilted Northern Nightmare

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 29, 2015 at 10:00PM


Welp, I’m about to ruin a perfectly good pair of underwear.

[via Lol He He He]

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Off With Their Heads

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 27, 2015 at 9:00PM


It’s as if they are encouraging you to stand five feet away from the urinal and piss in the floor.

[via Break]

No New Friends

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 27, 2015 at 10:00AM

poo friend

Listen jackass, it's not my fault you forgot to bring your iPhone.

[via UberHumor]

Too Far

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 20, 2015 at 2:00PM

cat baby

The poor cat is still traumatized from his attempt at breastfeeding.

[via Radass]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 19, 2015 at 1:00PM


If your dumps can't ground a commercial aircraft, step your shit up.

[via HuffPo Weird]