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Put It In Your Mouth

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 2, 2015 at 12:00PM

toothpaste

I only brush my teeth on anniversaries and birthdays.

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‘Get To Da’ Pisssahhhh’

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 22, 2015 at 2:00PM

predatorpee

Not to ruin your image of The Predator or anything but he did in fact wash his hands after peeing. He even tipped the bathroom attendant.

[via The Chive]

Fun Day At The Mall

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 21, 2015 at 10:00AM

familyrestroom

Nightmare rankings:

3. Possums.

2. Getting scabies AGAIN.

1. Having a stare down with another human being as we both try to poop.

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wtf

Can You Turn The Page?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 20, 2015 at 10:00AM

pooping cat

What a cheap ass – get your cat an iPhone.

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Porcelain Gods

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | February 11, 2015 at 11:00PM

porcelaingod

This is disgusting. How dare these sick fucks not have a baby changing station?

[via LolHeHeHe]