Plot twist: This isn’t even a bathroom.
"You've been in the bathroom for 30 seconds. I thought you were dead."
[via Uber Humor]
That I can’t fully appreciate because he has his hand in a pee dribble puddle.
[via Rad Ass]
The next obstacle in this relay race is "Dance Without Looking Like A White Guy."
A special moment, captured in time.
You voted, and the year's best selfie goes to Bathroom Sex. What an angle! He saw an opportunity and went for it, and now the Tosh Blog is rewarding him for it. It's the American dream.
So next time you hear the moans of someone faking an orgasm in a public restroom, grab your camera!* You could be Tosh blog famous.
*Something tells me legally I have to write that you should not, ever, grab your camera in a public bathroom. I think there are laws against it? Who knows.