Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- A kid ran onto the court to hug Carmelo Anthony. This is why you can't let security guards have Tinder.
- This nurse lost her license for taking dick pics of unconscious patients. So not fair – hospitals are very cold.
- Genius guy sends his mom a life-sized cut out of him. She's so happy with it he can probably skip Christmas.
- This app will let you take back your drunk texts. Unless they wake up and answer you, then you're on your own.
- Columbus Short was put on blast for cheating. If your wife has more than a thousand Instagram followers, it's best to just stay faithful.
- Here's how kids are asking people to prom in 2016. Trump is involved. We're all doomed.
- Are your boobs getting enough air? These ones are.