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The Play Of The Day

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 19, 2014 at 10:00PM

Oh and the decoy ball just happened to have directions to his house and Xbox gamertag written on it.

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You Better Quit Playin'

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 17, 2014 at 10:00AM

The baseball season is a tedious 162 games long, so he has to entertain himself somehow.

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Pitch Perfect

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 16, 2014 at 10:00AM

Don't worry, he's part flamingo.

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10 Moms Who Care

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 9, 2014 at 3:00PM

Mother's Day is nearly here! And what better way to celebrate the woman whose vagina you mercilessly ravaged than to point out all the moms who haven't quite done the amazing job she did?

Basically, if she's hasn't permanently damaged your psyche, and she's never peed on your head, she's coming out on top in this one.

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Turns Out Baseball Can Be Slower

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 28, 2014 at 3:00PM

Some very talented staff members over at Deadspin made a bunch of athletes morbidly obese. Here's hoping they make this a regular segment, and call it "Everyone's Prince Fielder."

[via Deadspin]

Foul Balls Deep

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 24, 2014 at 3:00PM

"I got it! I got it! I got… aaaand I'm inside of you. My apologies, miss."

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