Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This jealous girlfriend drags her boyfriend off stage mid lap dance. And this, is why you lie about where you're going.
- Apparently a huge asteroid narrowly missed earth this weekend. Nice to know these things can just sneak up on us.
- Tim Tebow crushed a 430-ft. home run in his scout session. Well, Jesus hit it. Tim was just the vessel.
- Trump making a surprise visit to Mexico. Never have so many people had their fingers crossed for a beheading.
- Hump Day's all about dem butts.