Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Meet the guiltiest dog in the world. That's the same face OJ made in court.
- Fact check the second debate. Because it's important to know who is lying slightly less.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger says he won't vote for Trump. That type of outspoken opposition will get you grabbed by the pussy.
- This Ann Arbor steakhouse regrets their Wolverines promotion. And you know Michigan is a state that can crush some meat.
- The worst things about going to the bar in your 30s. Leaving the house.
- It's Monday, get that bra the hell outta here.