…But my sex is dry as The Sahara.
[via my shitty tumblr]
A bar in Minnesota has installed a pregnancy test dispenser in the women's bathroom.
Accordingly, the men's bathroom now has a "gun with a single bullet" dispenser.
[via The Mary Sue]
"This always happens. I go out ONE more night a month than I planned…"
It's about time "those people" had a bar all their own.