You might want to consider the new Barbie Video Girl.
First, it's $1,750 cheaper than cameras like the Canon 7D. That's $1,750 you can spend on accessories for your new camera… like the Denim Fashion Set and Barbie Glam Daybed. Who needs a tripod when you can rest your new video recorder on a Glam Daybed?!
Second, as you can see in the video above, all videos look better when you have a small plastic hand protruding into the shot. The plastic hand not only reinforces perspective, but provides scale. Awesome!
Third, you've been meaning to come out of the closet, right?