Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
We get it, you're a kidnapper. You're laying it on a littttle thick.
Dad is making damn sure no one is laying their hands on his daughter tonight.
[via No Way Girl]