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You Know My Weakness

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 24, 2015 at 2:00PM

Drunk cake

I love that my sister is a lightweight because right after her birthday I get another cake.

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Now Available: Tramp Barbie

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 5, 2015 at 10:00AM

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I can't say I'm surprised. Hot pink lipstick and permanent eyeliner doesn't exactly scream "good girl."

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Listen To My Demo

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 10, 2014 at 12:00PM

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If you want a record deal you probably have to let them push a little lower, sweetie.

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An Ultimatum Has Been Issued

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 22, 2014 at 2:00PM

Considering Charlie has a knack for sticking things in his butt, mom should probably get rid of that hamster ASAP.

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10 Must Have Black Friday Toys

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 21, 2014 at 3:00PM

The Blackest of Fridays is nearly upon us. Now it's time to kick your training into high gear so you can mercilessly thrash anyone who gets between you and an unbeatable price. As Darwinism clearly explains, only the strongest survive door-busting deals, and how else will you earn your child's love you unless you bring home this strangely whorey Superman pillow?

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