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Hard Times Barbie

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 9, 2016 at 1:00PM

HomelessBarbie

When her waistline ballooned to 3" Ken kicked her out and she was basically unemployable.

[via No Way Girl]

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From Around the Web

Shibarbie

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 19, 2016 at 2:00PM

barb

I knew Ken's hair was too neat for him not to be a total freak.

[via UberHumor]

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Say Goodnight, Barbie

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 7, 2015 at 4:00PM

dolls

Maybe take her to see a psychiatrist before the hamster's head ends up in one.

[via Uber Humor]

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Life In Plastic, It’s Fantastic

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 31, 2015 at 10:00PM

pantystorage

This guy goes from creepy to brilliant (and still a little creepy) if “Barbie’s Panty Storage” is just a place he keeps all his weed.

[via Reddit]

Perfectly Normal Behavior

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 22, 2015 at 6:00PM

creepysis

Typical sis. Everybody but her having fun at the pool party.

[via Reddit]

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