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Listen To My Demo

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 10, 2014 at 12:00PM

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If you want a record deal you probably have to let them push a little lower, sweetie.

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An Ultimatum Has Been Issued

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 22, 2014 at 2:00PM

Considering Charlie has a knack for sticking things in his butt, mom should probably get rid of that hamster ASAP.

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10 Must Have Black Friday Toys

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 21, 2014 at 3:00PM

The Blackest of Fridays is nearly upon us. Now it's time to kick your training into high gear so you can mercilessly thrash anyone who gets between you and an unbeatable price. As Darwinism clearly explains, only the strongest survive door-busting deals, and how else will you earn your child's love you unless you bring home this strangely whorey Superman pillow?

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 19, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

Fall's Here, Get Out Your Doll Head Shirt

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 12, 2014 at 2:00PM

Didn't realize Sid from Toy Story grew up to be a fashion designer.

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