When you live with your parents at 40 so you just go full weird.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
I'm not gonna lie, I like him better than Lorde.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Zachary is unique. He'd rather watch an Apple keynote than the Super Bowl. He'd rather dance to Hairspray than his father's rock and roll. He came up with his own philosophy.
For Zachary, Friday is the only day of the week.
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