This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.
Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.
I'm not gonna lie, I like him better than Lorde.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Zachary is unique. He'd rather watch an Apple keynote than the Super Bowl. He'd rather dance to Hairspray than his father's rock and roll. He came up with his own philosophy.
For Zachary, Friday is the only day of the week.
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