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Drink Up

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 21, 2014 at 10:00PM

Ass sweat before beer, you’re in the clear.

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Warm Embrace

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 5, 2014 at 11:00AM

They're in that magical early stage of a relationship where you make everyone around you uncomfortable.

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You Sure About That?

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 4, 2014 at 10:00PM

Yeah yeah, so it’s just coincidence that only artist in your jukebox are Cher and Lady Gaga?

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Loafer Lager

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 21, 2014 at 3:00PM

He also prefers his whisky twice-strained through an old hat.

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Bartender!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 14, 2014 at 3:00PM

"This pinot noir had better have the subtle cherry undertones you promised, or so help me God…"

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