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Hot New Night Spot

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 10, 2014 at 10:00PM

Friday Night Special: Half price appetizers if your water breaks.

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Who Needs Plans Tonight?

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 3, 2014 at 9:00PM

Might be worth attending just to hear someone ask the doorman if they’re one of the first 100 basic bitches.

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Drink Up

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 21, 2014 at 10:00PM

Ass sweat before beer, you’re in the clear.

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Warm Embrace

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 5, 2014 at 11:00AM

They're in that magical early stage of a relationship where you make everyone around you uncomfortable.

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You Sure About That?

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 4, 2014 at 10:00PM

Yeah yeah, so it’s just coincidence that only artist in your jukebox are Cher and Lady Gaga?

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