What an adorable little atheist.
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We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Trick question; He is a vengeful God who hates all things equally.
The NHL playoffs are in full swing, so in honor of the quest for Lord Stanley's Cup, we've decided to pay tribute to the trophy's many travels. Each year, the Cup goes on tour with the members of the winning team, meeting celebrities, traveling abroad, and pretty much demanding all of the attention wherever it goes.
Sure, sometimes it just winds up going to pick up milk and tampons, but overall, this inanimate object leads a way cooler life than you could ever hope to.
Click below for more of the Cup's greatest globetrotting snapshots… Show full post
No baptism is going to stop Peepaw from livin' that gangsta life.
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You better hope those are the new Huggies with priest guard protection.
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