• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

2 Hot 4 School

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 18, 2016 at 12:00PM

hairstyles

The principal would actually prefer all guys shave their head on top in an effort to support his male pattern baldness.

[via Izismile]

From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 3, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Tuesday's Web Redemption: Banned From Walmart

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 2, 2014 at 6:00PM

Tuesday, on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, we give this bawling bargain hunter the Web Redemption he deserves, and prove that there is in fact life after Walmart.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at ten!

It Looks Like It Has The Distance

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 28, 2013 at 10:00PM

BowlingThrow

You would get into less trouble if you masturbated in the lane.

[via Reddit]

Shhhh You're Masturbating Too Loud

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 23, 2013 at 4:00PM

libraryban

'To Kill A Mockingbird' was a decent book but I don't think I could masturbate to it.

[via Pleated Jeans]