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It Looks Like It Has The Distance

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 28, 2013 at 10:00PM

You would get into less trouble if you masturbated in the lane.

[via Reddit]

Shhhh You're Masturbating Too Loud

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 23, 2013 at 4:00PM

'To Kill A Mockingbird' was a decent book but I don't think I could masturbate to it.

[via Pleated Jeans]

'The Human Centipede 2' Is Almost Here

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 6, 2011 at 1:00PM

The end of the movie The Human Centipede left a lot of questions unanswered such as "What is wrong with me for having watched that?" and "How am I supposed to live with myself from now on?"

Well, luckily, The Human Centipede 2: (Full Sequence) is scheduled to arrive in American theaters on October 7th to help clear things up.

The trailer above is for the Australian version (Spring down under = Fall here) where the film is being shown unedited.  The movie required a few cuts to pass the censors here in the States and has been banned entirely in the UK which I can only assume means Queen Elizabeth watched it and was not a fan.

Why all the fuss?  Among other things, the sequel reportedly includes a new, super-long 12-person centipede and, of course, sandpaper masturbation.

Spoiler alert: If you're excited about this movie, you have issues.  Serious issues.

[via The Daily What]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 10, 2011 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Christ.  You post one video of a woman manhandling a whale penis…..

Snow Globes Should Be Allowed

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 22, 2009 at 7:00PM


Snow globes are a staple of the holiday season.

I think as a society we can all agree it is worth having one random plane blown up so that we all may enjoy the holiday tradition of giving snow globes.


[via BuzzFeed]