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Tuesday's Web Redemption: Banned From Walmart

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 2, 2014 at 6:00PM

Tuesday, on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, we give this bawling bargain hunter the Web Redemption he deserves, and prove that there is in fact life after Walmart.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at ten!

It Looks Like It Has The Distance

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 28, 2013 at 10:00PM

You would get into less trouble if you masturbated in the lane.

[via Reddit]

Shhhh You're Masturbating Too Loud

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 23, 2013 at 4:00PM

'To Kill A Mockingbird' was a decent book but I don't think I could masturbate to it.

[via Pleated Jeans]

'The Human Centipede 2' Is Almost Here

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 6, 2011 at 1:00PM

The end of the movie The Human Centipede left a lot of questions unanswered such as "What is wrong with me for having watched that?" and "How am I supposed to live with myself from now on?"

Well, luckily, The Human Centipede 2: (Full Sequence) is scheduled to arrive in American theaters on October 7th to help clear things up.

The trailer above is for the Australian version (Spring down under = Fall here) where the film is being shown unedited.  The movie required a few cuts to pass the censors here in the States and has been banned entirely in the UK which I can only assume means Queen Elizabeth watched it and was not a fan.

Why all the fuss?  Among other things, the sequel reportedly includes a new, super-long 12-person centipede and, of course, sandpaper masturbation.

Spoiler alert: If you're excited about this movie, you have issues.  Serious issues.

[via The Daily What]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 10, 2011 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Christ.  You post one video of a woman manhandling a whale penis…..