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Tough As Nails

Posted by: Rachel Callman | November 12, 2015 at 10:00AM


Watching her trying to deposit a check was only funny for the first 10 minutes. Now I'm just pissed.

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I'd Like To Make A Deposit

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 14, 2012 at 1:00PM

Psst, he's only banging you because he knows you're loaded.

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Deposit Checks With Your iPhone

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 27, 2010 at 4:00PM

I hate going to the bank…  The lines, the tellers, the fact that I am broke.

So I'm happy to see that earlier this month Chase Bank [not my bank] began offering an iPhone app [not my phone] that allows people to deposit checks simply by snapping a picture of the front and back of their signed checks.

Um, has Chase heard of Adobe Photoshop?  Or as I like to call it "Adobe High-School-Kids-Committing-Check-Fraud."

Plus there are other implications.  Like when you get drunk and try to cash a picture of your ass at four in the morning.  Or when you accidentally forward Chase that picture of your dong you keep on your phone "for the ladies."  Or when you have to serve 18 months probation for committing check fraud.

I have a better idea: Let's just get rid of checks all together.  We live in modern times for heck's sake.

I know it would make your grandmother's trip to the Piggly Wiggly slightly more nerve-racking, but bitch needs to get direct deposit and a check card!