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Magic Hat

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 21, 2016 at 10:00PM

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“Am I a magical unicorn, mommy?”

“Yes honey, now please stand still so my friends at this bachelorette party can toss rings at you.”

[via Ultra Funny Pic]

From Around the Web

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Donald Dick

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 21, 2016 at 4:00PM

GOP Candidate For President Donald Trump Holds Rally In Boca Raton, Florida

Everyone back up, he's about to spout something gross again. 

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Joe Raedle/Staff/Getty Images]

Slip N' Sterilize

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 16, 2016 at 1:00PM

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It's not summer fun if nobody ends up peeing blood.

[via Imgur]

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Vasecto-Switch

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 2, 2016 at 12:00PM

We're single-handedly helping men stop the flow of unwanted pregnancies.

The Best Of Times

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | February 18, 2016 at 11:00PM

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The great thing about Sheila is I always know when she's happy to see me.

[via Ebaum's World]

Not Zen, Bro

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 8, 2016 at 12:00PM

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If he can stay silent through this, he'll reach nirvana.

[via 16vor]

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