Three balls with one kick? Now you’re just showing off.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
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Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.
This family is going to make such a good "Where Are They Now" profile in a few years.
One thing he'll never be juggling? Several girlfriends.
He's eliminating all competition within the pack. Kid's a real Alpha.