• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

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Rockin' Those Daisy Dukes

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 6, 2016 at 11:00AM

RockHotPants

It's not a real mosh pit until your balls peek out of your shorts.

[via Live Internet]

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From Around the Web

He Called 'Bank'

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 1, 2016 at 12:00PM

That’s not a soccer ball. That’s a nut seeking missile.

[via The Chive]

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WCW: P*ssy Power

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 13, 2016 at 6:00PM

A weekly shout out to some of the many ladies of Tosh.0.

I think this woman has the ability to make superhero movies great again.

[via Tosh.0]

Cum Up For Air

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 13, 2016 at 4:00PM

snorkel

His bumper sticker says, "I'd Rather Be Snorkeling…Or Blowing Dudes"

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Donald Dick

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 25, 2016 at 12:00PM

GOP Candidate For President Donald Trump Holds Rally In Boca Raton, Florida

If an election lasts more than four hours……..

We received a lot of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

We picked the caption above from a comment left by Frank Ficcardi.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Joe Raedle/Staff/Getty Images]

Lesson Learned

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 24, 2016 at 10:00PM

After-school detention has really upped it’s torture game.

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