Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- How Batman v Superman should have ended. With a full refund.
- Ja Rule thinks Michael Jordan makes money off that crying meme. Though I don't know why anyone would assume Ja Rule would understand how the internet works.
- How to sext, from women who like to sext. Try not to mention your Mom so often.
- Netflix saves you from almost a week of commercials every year. All the more time for naps.
- Outfielder pretends to lose fly ball, makes double play. It's not against the rules, but can we call 'dick move'?
- Wednesdays are for booty.