Sooner or later the ball was bound to start fighting back.
[via The Chive]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Hold on, this is crazy. When did we start letting women on golf courses?
If you end up pissing blood to help move a runner to third base, it should show up on the stat sheet somewhere.
[via Rad Ass]