Trade in your skinny friends – they're useless.
So this is where cats go when they sneak out of the house.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
One thing he'll never be juggling? Several girlfriends.
This is a highly advanced yoga pose called the "Slutty Crane."
Yet another machine of your boyfriend's that he'd prefer you didn't drive.