Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Bad Lip Reading is back with another NFL edition. Go ahead, ask Tom Brady where Disney World is.
- Burger King is offering an extra long cheeseburger smothered in butter. Because fuck your body, that's why.
- You can bet on Beyonce's cleavage at the Super Bowl. I bet I'll enjoy it.
- A 99 million year old Daddy Longlegs fossil was discovered, and it had a boner. Don't reanimate it, nothing can handle that level of blue balls.
- The Dutch are now accepting sex as payment for driving lessons. You teach me to parallel park, and I'll let you put stuff in my butt. Seems fair.
- Six reasons why you must evaluate your failures. I don't know, that seems like a lot of evaluating.
- It's Hump Day, prepare to be wowed by some ass.