'Hold my beer' is the Alabama state motto.
[via Uber Humor]
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
The next phase of Walmart’s self destruction plan includes a Slip’N Slide in the condiments aisle and live tigers roaming the pharmacy.
Hey kids, PCP and trips to the zoo don’t mix.
[via The Chive]