Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch this baby eat bacon for the first time. When was the last time you were this happy?
- Here are the shittiest moments in 2015 sports. All of the people in these videos still have better lives than ours.
- Here's Kanye West auditioning for American Idol. This is cool because if there's anything Kanye needs, it's an ego boost.
- Now you can buy the ultimate manscaping calendar. Warning: this contains more back hair than all of the men in your family combined.
- Check out these five things Playboy thinks you need to know about the female orgasm. Now tell your girlfriend you have to read Playboy articles for the sake of your relationship.
- Fallout Boy just parodied an NSYNC video. If you don't care about either of those bands, Demi Lovato is in it and there's a lot of cleavage and hair touching.
- Let's tug in the new year with these ladies.