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Carry-On

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 4, 2015 at 2:00PM

backpack

"Why doesn't anyone else's backpack get checked for dead hookers?"

[via Jokes of the Day]

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backpack

giant

huge

oversized

pack

shopping

store

too big

try on

wear

From Around the Web

Hands Free

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 25, 2015 at 4:00PM

beer

This is the kind of ingenuity our country needs right now.

[via TC Mag]

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backpack

beer

improvise

makeshift

rig

shopping

smart

subway

tape

taped

train

Dunkin' Dump

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 19, 2015 at 4:00PM

donut

If you want to keep all the donuts for yourself, sacrifices must be made.

[via Sinn Frei]

One For The Road

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 31, 2015 at 10:00AM

CommuterDildo

I can't judge. I keep one in my earthquake preparedness kit.

[via Acid Cow]

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commuter

dildo

masturbation

on the go

prepared

road

Sex

toy

train

travel

vibrator

It's Gonna Be A Ruff Ride

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 10, 2015 at 2:00PM

dog

That's the realest, most literal "ride or die bitch" I've ever seen.

[via The Chive]

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backpack

bike

bike lane

biker

Bitch

bulldog

cycling

dog

hold on

passenger

ride

ride or die