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One For The Road

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 31, 2015 at 10:00AM

CommuterDildo

I can't judge. I keep one in my earthquake preparedness kit.

[via Acid Cow]

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From Around the Web

It's Gonna Be A Ruff Ride

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 10, 2015 at 2:00PM

dog

That's the realest, most literal "ride or die bitch" I've ever seen.

[via The Chive]

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Some Everyday Fetishism

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 6, 2015 at 10:00AM

sexy pee

That glass is going to need something stronger than Windex.

[via Ilikr]

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Or Suffer The Apocalypse With The Poor

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 15, 2015 at 12:00PM

rich ruler

"Suri, wait up, this fell out of your backpack."

[via Izismile]

Jansport Isn't Good Enough Anymore?

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 2, 2014 at 1:00PM

They might not be so endangered if we weren't sawing their heads off to carry our math books.

[via Izismile]