Never let a DUI stop you from achieving your dreams.
I'm not hating the player, but I think that many bitches is too many bitches.
He stopped bringing his rifle after taking out a civilian that surprised him in the locker room.
[via TC Mag]
When you become a mom, you get very protective over the important things in your life.
"Why doesn't anyone else's backpack get checked for dead hookers?"
[via Jokes of the Day]