Never let a DUI stop you from achieving your dreams.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
I'm not hating the player, but I think that many bitches is too many bitches.
He stopped bringing his rifle after taking out a civilian that surprised him in the locker room.
[via TC Mag]
When you become a mom, you get very protective over the important things in your life.
"Why doesn't anyone else's backpack get checked for dead hookers?"
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