"Knock it off, Jerry. No one thinks you're a ghost."
Some teenager probably tried this after seeing it on the news and convinced himself he had a buzz.
[via Hyper Vocal]
Sometimes it's worth a few splinters just to be held.
[via LOL Hehehe]
Remember fellas, the restraining order only matters if she sees you.
[via Acid Cow]
There it is. The exact moment when your adolescent boyfriends discovered they don't really need you.