• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

Tosh.0 Blog

New Semester Resolutions

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 9, 2015 at 10:00PM


Someone should have mentioned that the “Freshman 15” wasn’t in reference to sexual partners.

[via Reddit]

From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 11, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

Yes, I'd Like To Buy All The Gift Cards

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 11, 2014 at 11:00AM

This promotion promises to get a lot more dads involved in back to school shopping.

[via Browsa]

Happy Monday!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 25, 2014 at 10:00AM

Nothing wrecks a DILF status like having a family YouTube channel.

[via Daily of the Day]

Me, As A Parent

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 12, 2013 at 4:00PM

Which makes you feel older: Watching the *NSync reunion, or realizing that all their 15-year-old fans now have children?

[via Parenting Fails]