• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Honest Fan

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 30, 2016 at 1:00PM

ICryJersey

I heard if you live in Cleveland for longer than three years they just give you one of these.

[via Izismile]

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From Around the Web

For You, Teach

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 26, 2016 at 6:00PM

TeacherBird

You laugh now, but she knows your career potential is head janitor, at best.

[via Ebaum's World]

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Just In Case…

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 20, 2016 at 6:00PM

ZombieProofGrave

When Grandpa's last words are, "I'll be back," it's wise to have security measures in place.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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Buckshot Baby

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 9, 2016 at 2:00PM

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Who needs a nanny when you're a complete lunatic?

[via Mad World News]

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Wheelie Confident

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 9, 2016 at 1:00PM

I did that once. Except it was on a moped. And I crashed it into a beer truck…

[via Radass]

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